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° X-mas time lalala °

Posted by Jon :: Dec 25, 2001

I really don't feel like updating now but does it really matter what I want, it's all about the people, you people, all 10 of you that come to my site regularly. And dammit you people are some of the best people this world has ever know.

Any way, since It's X-mas I won't be doing any more reviews for a while, though I will probably finish some on the way to...NEW YORK FUCKING CITY!!!! which I'm going to on friday. I got to start work on my documentary for Media Arts class. I'm thinking of getting all this extremely sad footage like homeless people and maybe some of the ghetto and playing circus music.

Well not really, but I am doing a documentary, I'm gunna get some footage of all around New York and playing this really sad song I found by Alicia Keys. It'll be good, and since I got my NEW FUCKING DIGITAL CAMERA...I can get lots of footage without worrying about the idiots at my library complaining they want it back the next day...idiots.

For reviews I have all of the Magnolia review done and half of the boogie nights review done. Like I said, I'm going to work on more on my trip to NEW YORK FUCKING CITY WOOO!!! FUCK YEAH!!!! NEW YORK IS THE SHIT!!!! YEA~!!!!!!!

Yeah, I'm done now, see ya.

-Jon



° OMFG LOOK AT ALL THIS! I TREAT YOU LIKE ROYALTY! °

Posted by Jon :: Dec 21, 2001

damn, very big update today, I uploaded 16 movies for your viewing pleasure, and I added a completely brand spanking new message board. I really feel like I'm spoiling you guys! but alas I will keep the updates coming, cause I wuv you all so much.

The new movies that are up are some of my older work, if people like them then I might continue some of them. 16! Wow!

The message board kicks major ass, I love it, post on it! Register on it! Play with it! Make Love to it! Do what you will with it, just go to it, and dammit enjoy it. I spent forever trying to get it to work, and it's all for you, just like the Janet Jackson song!! All for you! I should charge you to view this page.


Bye.



° ok then °

Posted by Jon :: Dec 19, 2001

The reviews are going to take longer than I thought so I'm going to post all the reviews I have right now, and add new ones as time goes on. The rant section is going to change to reviews, so stupid people won't get confused about where they are. I think we all know someone like that. Anyway I hope to get the rest done by the end of X-mas, which seems like a lot of time, but since I'm not Superman you'll have to wait...peace out.



° Praise Jebus! °

Posted by Jon :: Dec 16, 2001

Well, my work on the reviews page is underway, and soon you guys will have about 25 reviews of movies and Cd's to look at, lucky you! The bacon X-mas Special is up and running on the reviews page, and I might add part of another series I did to the animation page also.

Did anyone see SNL last night? It was a great episode, Ellen degeneres is pretty funny. I think the 2 kids seeing their dad and step-mom was the best sketch of the night. No Doubt's performance was pretty good, though Tony(Tan guy playing guitar) looked like a dweeb. Gwen was cool though and the audience seemed to like it.

I gotta go work on more reviews, peace out.




° Ugh °

Posted by Jon :: Dec 13, 2001

Well, I'm going to have to take a break from the site for a while because school is screwing everything up. Oh well...bye.



° New Bacon Movie °

Posted by Jon :: Dec 8, 2001

Hey guys, I just finished a bacon movie because I was inspiried by X-mas. I haven't had time to put it in the movie section yet but you can goto http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=38529 to watch right now. I'll put it up in a little while, peace out ya'll.




° Southpark crap °

Posted by Jon :: Dec 6, 2001

Well, I put some of the southpark stuff I made earlier in my flash career, hopefully they will be as fun for you as they are for me.

I'd like to tell you about the worst movie experience I've ever had. It all happened last Saturday evening. Me and my friends had gone to see Behind Enemy Lines. Well when we got there all the tickets were sold out, so while I was up getting all the snacks my other friends decided to get tickets to Black Knight, starring the oh-so-funny Martin Lawrence(spelling..?). So, I was pissed off cause I would have rather seen Monsters inc(again) but I held my tongue and decided I'd go into the movie with an open-mind. Bad Idea. The movie was horrible. It's about this guy who finds a weird necklace at the mini-gold place he works at. So he reaches in, to get it, and he is transported back into the middle ages. The whole movie is about him being black and everyone else being white. That's it..the jokes are all the same, and most of the movie just doesn't make any sense.

Example: Martin has to sing for the king because he is mistaken for the Jester from another kingdom. He goes over to the quartet and asks them to help "give him a beat". So suddenly they all start playing "Dance to the Music". I wouldn't mind so much if the movie was a musical, but it's not. The band all knows the notes to play and everyone knows the dance moves.

At that point me and my friends decided to leave. We went over to the mall and played Dead or Alive 3 for X-box, great game. I ate at Burger King...do you really care what I ate? Well anyway, after that we went back to one of my friends house and played Dead or Alive 2 all night and I got my ass whopped.

Moral of the Story?
Black Knight=Bad
Dead or Alive=Good




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